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the act of smacking a vagina in order to inflict painful pleasure. The accepted technique is useful when a girl is on her period, since muff slapping does not involve penetration. Advanced slappers indulge in a pre-slap lick of the fingertips (in order to "get it wet"). Most commonly used on crack whores or slutty broads.
Ryan: Yo, did you fuck that bitch last night?
Evan: Nah she had her period so i got it wet then muff slapped the shit outta her.
Ryan: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits!
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When you go down on a woman who has not had sex for years. You open up the pastrami flaps and out comes a puff of dust.
Last night - I hooked up with that MILF and when I went down on her - out came a puff of muff dust.
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The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips
Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"
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When a woman blocks another woman from a potential hookup with a guy. Usually involves unsubtle flirting. Oddly, women with boyfriends or husbands perpetrate the muff block and have no romantic interest in the guy, shutting down their available girlfriend. Female version of the cockblock
1) I think Maryanne is muff blocking Allie. She walked right over and starting rubbing his shoulders and stroking his hair while Allie was talking to him.
2) Carol did a classic muff block when she sat on Rob's lap right in front of Heather.
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one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
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What I call it when my girlfiend and I get it on. Basically the art of two chicks doing it...
AP- "Babygirl, we were bumpin muffs so loud the neighbors heard!"
AC- (giggle giggle) "At least we gave em a good show"
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