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The female act of masturbation
Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
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when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good
Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
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A term of endearment to your sexy lady friend who willingly accepts this nickname.
How's my little snatch muffin doing today?
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is a person who has an overweight significant other and as they hug them their hands end up resting on the massive muffin top.
Can be used to insult someones significant other but without making it personal.
Dude stop dating that girl, your reputation depends on it.
Yeah, people are calling you a muffin hugger.
When a male having a muffin top ejactulates into muffin batter and then fills his own belly button with this batter. The batter is then licked out by the opposite sex. Or the same, depending on what you specifically like.
"Jerry: I'm in the mood for a muffin.
Stephen: The straight or gay way?
Jerry: Definitely not the liquid muffin way."
Verb: A slang term used to describe intercourse.
"Hey! Did you hear Angel was totally pounding the muffin with Allure?"
"See Cody? He totally pounded my muffin!"
"I can't get Floyd to pound my muffin! It's infuriating!"
"Spencer will pound anyone's muffin."
A severe craving for muffins, especially when you have the munchies.
"You ate THE WHOLE pan of muffins!?"
"Sorry I got muffin happy."