sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

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Muscle Sucker

one who sucks the penis...expert blow-jobber...

Did you see the lips on her? Definite muscle sucker.

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Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

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lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

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Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.

1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football

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boyfriend muscle

The muscles/strength you lack because your boyfriend does all your heavy lifting/moving.

Person 1: Help me lift this box.

Person 2: Sorry, no can do, I've got boyfriend muscles.

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neck muscle

1. something that turns a persons head aka hot chick

wow did u see that gir?
neck musclee

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