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A day to appreciate dumbass’s for being dumb but beautiful/handsome while doing it! Which is on August 25!
Angie:It’s national dumbass day
Levi: Post me!
Angie: *posts Levi*
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National sisters day is to appreciate your big sisters or little sisters and to be grateful for them.
Hey Maria did you go wish your mean ass sister a happy national sisters day.
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In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
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Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 9th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
"Yo how's your june 9"
"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
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On June 30th, it's the day where you can finger anyone.
Happy National Finger Day!
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the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt
National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.
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Every day since I've started college.
No class today, it's National Hangover Day...
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