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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE

A term used, usually while gaslighting someone, to make an individual forget about something you just said or did.

The meaning comes from the sudden and random way those words are ordered, the goal is to make someone thinks they just had a nightmare and then destabilize them with the word bridge.

This sentence is most often yelled loudly in someone's face while opening and closing your hands towards them as if splashing water onto them.

"Hey did you just eat my last cookie?"
"What? No, what are you talking about you're imagining things, you ate it. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE! Let's go get more cookies."

by sherlockholmesishere March 28, 2024


citation-spelling nightmare

What a member of da "area's finest" --- especially one who never did too well in grammar-school --- finds himself faced with when trying to scribble out a summons-to-appear slip involving people/objects/locales with less-than-common names.

News flash --- Flustered MPs at da local naval-base encountered a major citation-spelling nightmare this evening when trying to write up a PECCARY who had committed da PECCADILLO of illegally entering da ARMORY and engaging in a PECKADILLO with an ARMADILLO dat it met there.

by QuacksO January 9, 2020


PR Nightmare

Sinister Diesel

That blue turned them
Into a PR nightmare

by Cornbread0023 November 22, 2018


pleasant nightmares

A different way of saying sweet dreams

As the customers walked out the cook always days Pleasant Nightmares

by DemonsGuardian May 23, 2021


kumquat nightmare

Absolute madness. The peak of it.

e.g.
'Everything happened in 2020. It was a kumquat nightmare!'
'He's out of control. He wore Hello Kitty crocks to his grandad's funeral. He's a real kumquat nightmare.'
'Don't hire her. At her last job, she tried to climb a wall using only her lips. She's a kumquat nightmare.'

by iseesounds February 27, 2021


eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones January 2, 2018


The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 5, 2018