Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

Ni squared

The finest marijauna you can find. I smoked some up in Canada and those nigs were insane.

Friend: "Whoa what kind of weed is this its insane. I'm higher then a kite."

Me: "Ni Squared man this shit is rare so smoke up."

Ni how are you?

A typical greeting between Chinese Americans, used as a combination of the Chinese: "Ni hao" and the English: "How are you?" Its a way for the Chinese Americans, also known by the Chinese as bananas, white on the inside and yellow on the outside, to celebrate both their asian and western heritage.

When a Chinese American ask a fellow Chinese American the age old question "Ni how are you? Would you like some dumplings?" They always expect them to reply: "Ni how are you yourself? Im good, and dumplings sounds terrific! Happy year of the unicorn!"

Ni-ck

Someone who does nothing and only keep other people from his work

It's Ni-ck, our tea lady

Goofy ahh ni boa

Someone who is being silly.

John:yo I just shit my pants,tim:goofy ahh ni boa

Goofy ahh ni boa

Someone who is being silly.

John:yo I just shit my pants

tim:goofy ahh ni boa
(Goofy ass nigga boy)

Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda

This is more than just a phrase, its a feeling. A feeling of pride, happiness, sadness, etc. This phrase has touched millions of hearts around the world and motivated so many people to do a thing they thought they never could do. This simple japanese phrase said by Monkey D. Luffy, the main protagonist of the manga and anime series “One Piece” and means “I will become king of pirates!” (King of pirates means the most free person in the sea)

Luffy has touched many people within this journey of 1049 episodes, 1073 chapters and more to come. Using this phrase as a way to show he will never give up and how you should too.

Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda

Orewa Monkey D. Luffy. Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda
Oi Kaido! Kaizoku-ō ni orewa naru otokoda!