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a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.
guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text
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A text message in which gibberish is used to express humor, frustration, or anger at a situation and when real words do not suffice. A gibberish text can also be sent merely to feel connected with someone, but in actuality there is nothing to say.
Jake just sent me a Gibberish Text, he says "puhchwhotincy cun yut tolo hoy".
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A text sent to mulitiple contacts or possibly all contacts on your phone informing them of trivial and pointless minutiae of the day. Synonymous with phone whores.
God dammit Marrissa has been text spamming us again
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An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.
I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.
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When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.
Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"
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A reliable clown whose purpose is to provide routine amusement, distraction and entertainment via text.
A text-jester provides texts that may seem generally off the wall and may come out of nowhere - leading to an onslaught of texts back and forth between two or more parties as to who can out-jest the other.
Primary references include hillarious and random movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes and references strictly for your pleasure.
Derek had me cracking up last night! Out of nowhere I received a text last night that said 'I suck dick for money.'
It took me a second, but I responded with 'Two thousand dollars, you're that good.'
And he came back with, 'Best piece of ass in three states.'
He is one hell of a text jester!
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I was sooo bored at work yesterday afternoon when I got a text from Text-Jester Taylor that said 'My bottom bitch got a little smart today. She probably won't be much for workin for a few days..'
I responded with 'Shiiit. That what the bitch gets! Learn her smart ass. She's the bottom bitch for a reason! Flip the mattress and turn her tricky ass out!'
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Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.
Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"
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