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When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.
Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.
My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.
Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
"I gave that chick a Dutch mcflurry, it was disgusting "
When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"