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The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.
Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass
The jazziest person you'll ever meet! Jared will always say #StayJazzy! Once you're jazzy, you'll never go back! Periodt Kingggg
WOAH! Jared you're so jazzy! Jazzy Jared is forever cool!
THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
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Jared Khan has a big dick.
Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.
Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.
hahajajajahaha poopy jared
jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha
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Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot
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When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?
Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?
Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
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