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Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021


Later, Flamer.

When you're saying goodbye to your outworldy (ie: not in the closet, you can say 'later, flamer'. A spinoff on the ever so popular later, skater.

John: I'm gonna get some more lube for me and Daniel. Tonight is our anniversary!

Belinda: You were always a gentleman. Later, flamer.

by Dr. Arrow December 2, 2008


later dick

Verb: To announce your intention to bounce from the company of your bros.

Jim just got a text, grins, then yells, "Later dick" and leaves.

by Rev1318 April 2, 2017


later beezys

clean version for the phrase later bitches

"I gotta go home! Later beezys!!"

by mrxcjr March 31, 2016


to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021


You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020


Later ago

Later ago is past tense for later.

Person: I did my homework later ago

by Stinky rat February 19, 2021