Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.
Mom: You're an angel!
Someone who is physically or sexually attracted to younger people. Specifically teenagers or kids.
“Yo, that old man is attracted to that little girl. He is a pedophile”
A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.
"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.
A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
The walking down a street...
Kids: Run Nigga the pedophile is back
“ it’s literally so minor” -Ryan
“Omg you like minors! You pedophile!”
“Yes.” -Ryan