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Ben

Everyone hates this guy. He's the type of guy to suggest group masturbation. He always likes the smell of girl sweat and piss. This is the type of guy to buy belle delphine bath water. THIS GUY is absolutely a cunt and has no redeeming qualities. People who like a ben are being manipulated into his sexual needs. He will milk every single drop of drama he can to get as much attention. Ben is a leeching parasite. He is like the disguisting white in colour mold off of rotting food. He is toxic to the marrow of his bone. A person named ben is like barnacles off of a ship in the great seas.

I am satan but not as rancid as a ben!

by Savageman61 April 29, 2020


Ben

A founding father

Ben Franklin is a founding father!

by gphil666 November 24, 2021


Ben

A well-done-steak-loving ham and cheese sandwich who, despite his best efforts, can't get over his love for Thais Jackson.

Look at that ham and cheese sandwich Ben staring at Thais from across the dining hall; he can barely pay attention to his well-done steak!

by Ollie Seed November 6, 2022


Ben

Ben is the sweetest guy ever. He knows how to make you laugh and cheers you up just like that. He is perfect and makes you feel so so so special. You are so lucky to have him and he is an amazing boyfriend and guy.

Girl: did you see how sweet that guy was last night?
Other girl:bruh he must have been a Ben

by May 24, 2021


Ben

An exceptional guy, guaranteed to make you weak at the knees (Achew 🤧) 😳
Ben is an amazing guy, one of the sweetest you'll ever meet. He is quiet though, until u get him alone then he becomes the funniest and cutest guy ever. He gives the BEST hugs!! If you hug him you may instantly fall in love with him! He loves music and will try to make that one girl happy, but no matter what he does he seems hopeless. He is also very shy and even a little insecure at times, but if you meet him you will be one of the luckiest people on earth. A strong silent type, but once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, and very handsome, tender, and gentle, enduring, and an INCREDIBLE love maker. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean - you could get lost in them forever.

When Ben was sliding into home, my knickers were already full of foam 🙀😻💦💦

by Ben Drove'er November 10, 2020


Ben

A poop-munching guy who has dated half the male population.

Have you checked the toilet for any Bens before you take a crap?

by The mixer-upper April 25, 2020


ben

the best boyfriend ever. he loves his mom and takes care of her. he’s loyal and passionate. he will most likely bark at you but it’s okay because he’s a good boy.

A: look, there comes ben!!

B: OMG BEN? he is the loml!

by imthealphatheomega December 26, 2022