Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.

Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

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It's A Jersey Thing

When you, or someone, do something insanely stupid and pointless (usually aggressive behavior) that there's no need for an explanation.

Also, if someone complains about their appearance way too much than is ever needed.

Guy1: Why did the guy make a big deal out of his skin color not being too Orange & start a huge fight with everyone?

Guy2: ... It's A Jersey Thing.

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twisty thing

the "twisty thing" is an act preformed during a blow job in which the mouth, which is working on the head, moves in the opposite direction of the hand that is also working the shaft.

Ira did the twisty thing for a hour and a half ... it was excellent, I think he is going platinum.

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beautiful thing

a way to describe something or an event that is cool, best when way over used.

TP: "Hey I can get out of the house today, lets go jacking for beats!"
Pete Dick: "wow, its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I can stay out the whole day, lets go to the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"
TP: "I'll drive too, I got that new satellite radio with the 80s channel."
Pete Dick: "its a beautiful thing"

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next thing

it's something random or weird

Man that neek was some next thing!

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look at this thing

It's a new meme. Here's how it works:
1) Point at something and say “look at this thing”
2) Something unexpected happens

Matt: Look at this thing *points at sky*
*starts raining*

John: Look at this thing *points at wall*
*wall explodes*

Guy: Look at this thing *points at video*
Guy in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video*
Guy in video in video: Look at this thing *points at video in video in video*

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wild thing

fucking or one who acts like an animal

"Lets do the wild thing"
(song by Tone Loc)

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