let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."
emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."
jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
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The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.
Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"
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when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.
If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:
"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"
You answer:
"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
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Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
???
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)
Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
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Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.
"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."
When you have decided to quit using โsnusโ the Swedish tobacco product.
I have decided to โsnus yeet quitโ.
The act of a person who stops playing a video game for little or no reason.
"Heyo, Dylan quitted Sea of Thieves."
"Honestly, I'm not surprised at this point."