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Being so intoxicated that you demand to fight all your friends in one night, only later to regret it and apologize to all of them the next day.
Hey Kelby, don't get Hargrove Drunk tonight!
When someone gets so drunk that they mistake garlic powder for beer and dump The entire contents of the bottle in their mouth and all over their chest, then proceed to fall into the armchair and become immediately unconscious.
Man Earl was so drunk yesterday he made a mess in the kitchen again... He was garlic drunk!
The level of drunkenness where you actually play Halo better than you would sober.
A rare, but gratifying level of drunk.
Bob: How did you beat me? You can barely ever get over 10 kills!
Steve: I'm Halo drunk bitch.
Drunk navigation is the built in GPS that kicks in when your done done at the club, and both you and your phone are dead.
dude: how did you get home last night? i tried to call you but i only got to voicemail
dude #2: yeah man, phone died, had to use my drunk navigation
the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.
Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?
Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.
A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.
Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline of throwing up.
I got piss drunk off Long Island's last night.
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