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The act of violently emitting Human Female breasts at high velocity from one's nose, usually accompanied by wet, warm mucous discharge. Most only accomplished by those who possess Dick Noses.
When I am near hay I Tit Sneeze.
I laughed so hard I sneezed tits
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An error made by a government body or individual.
John Kerry made a government sneeze when he voted for the war but didn't vote to fund it. John Kerry is one big government sneeze.
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A horrid cough made after smoking weed.
Brandon always deaths sneezes when I'm around
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When you sneeze and cough at the same time.
I was having a bad cold so I Sneeze-coughed several times.
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A variation on the move used to impress and/or disgust friends and acquaintances called " the goat " where the performer tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over, forming what looks like a male goat's rear end. The goat sneeze happens when the performer, while in "mid-goat" flatulates, thereby causing the testicles to vibrate, simulating the typical reflex of the entire goat body during the act of sneezing.
When Delilah came in ready for sex, I was giving her the goat. I farted and she said, "Why did you give me a goat sneeze? No sex for you tonight."
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An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
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When a guy sneezes on his bitch's stomach in a sexual manner
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