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Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...

Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."

by Hym Iam July 01, 2024


Vacation

How does this piece of shit start working here... Take all of my hours...

Hym "And then take a vacation immediately? How does that shit fucking happen? This is so ass. I mean, it's not like I created A.I. or anything. Why should I get a vacation? I can't even drive for more than 5 minutes at a time! I'm rattling around in a water pump-less car and this morbidly-obese bitch is going on vacation. Fantastic. This is fun. This is cool. I'm glad I didn't learn how to make napalm and burn the city down. That would have been a WAAAAAAAY worse use of my time."

by Hym Iam July 01, 2024


Vacation

Standing in line in exotic locations.

It doesn't matter what we do for vacation. It's always the same.

by Pseudorandomnessfl November 05, 2019


Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 02, 2023


amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017


Vacation Pooper

A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.

Clay's a total vacation pooper, that's the only way he got caught up on reading Game of Thrones.

by Imnothere560 December 07, 2013


Salty Vacation

Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.

My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation

by Zalranzar June 21, 2017