Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm
Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.
Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.
This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
When one is to go so crazy in any particular activity that there kernels are to fall out.
"That was fucking off cob dude"
A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.
"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"
When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
A penis with poop on it from anal sex.
Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.