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Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.
"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."
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A crappy show on MTV. After everybody there went to college or got a life, MTV producers decided to make more shows about rich kids living in an exclusive coastal city. For example:
1. The Hills: a show about Lauren's life working for Teen Vogue Magazine and her drama with Heidi.
2. Maui Fever: a cheap show that took place in Hawaii about rich kids who talk about each other. Luckily, the show never made it to season 2.
#. Newport Harbor: A place north of Laguna Beach, the show is full of fake blondes and some guy named Clay. In the end, they all leave for college.
Lauren and Heidi were friends in Laguna Beach, But in The Hills, they hate each other because of Heidi's BF.
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Rockaway Beach- a life filled party town. the summers=booze and weed and the winters dont change. if your a boy you lifeguard once your 16 and become a firefighter at 22. if your a girl maybe you life guard but if not your a nurse or a teacher. Rockaway kids start drinking at 10 and have all been fucked up til they cant walk by 14. everyone swims and everyone plays a sport. they have always had a rivalry with Brooklyn and usually drink their enemies under the table the first chance they get. all the white kids are irish and they hate the kids from Far rock. Every crew has a gay lil name and they keep it well into college. everyone goes to the same schools boys 2 xavier xaverian and girls to kearny and fontbonne. every other skool is expelled from the group especially the dirty whores from stella. BROAD CHANNEL is a dirty skanky place and they all suck dick no one dares to like them. all in all rockaway is the shit. If your not irish get the fuck out and if you can't drink your not accepted and it is the only place where we close down 4 our own holiday. rockaway beach, drink it up
Yo dude i was at the sickest house party in Rockaway Beach
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The greatest southeastern town of the southeast. Some of its highlights include...
The Tiki Bar and its 2008 Halloween costume Champions... its open till 10 (weather permitting)...
The Fat Pelican, and its amazing rack of Trivial Pursuit cards... and beer
Its wide scope of Redskin fans, all of which never make it to a game...
The fact that when Fort Fisher fell in 1865... it sealed the fate of the confederacy...
The traffic is generally light, except for the occasional giant snapping turtle setting up shop in the middle of 5th street
Your friendly neighbor will never hesitate to share the wealth... untill he shrooms too hard and humps a cop...
Where labradoodles roam free and proud...
Its not Kure you ass its Carolina Beach!!!
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An addicting show that is designed to make the viewer intrigued and feel ugly. Opens the door to a surreal life of beautiful people, lanscape, and wealth.
For drama in Laguna Beach, just add water.
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(1)A random dildo found at the beach
(2) Can also be used for hyperbole
-1: "Holy Sh*t I just stepped on a beach dildo!"
-2: "How's you're hangover?" "Not good; I feel like I got slapped with a bag full of beach dildos."
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