BeNcH

(1)Something you would call a friend who is more than an aquaintance, more than just a friend and more than just a best friend. A true bench
(2) a word to describe a SnAkE 🐍

(1)Person A: Heyyyyy I haven’t seen you in ages
Person B: omg I missed you so much Bench
(2) person A: omg I can’t believe she did that

Person B: ikr what a BEnCh

Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.