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The male is standing up and the female is laying on the bed on her side. Right before the guy skeets he yells out "Yahtzee!" and skeets in between her butt cheeks. The skeet acts as the actual oyster and the cheeks are the shells.
I gave this bitch the Baltimore Oyster Shuck last night. I spread her butt cheeks back and forth and found a pearl.
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The act of wearing a bib while pissing into your own mouth, in mouth situations not swallowing it until your mouth is full or you run out of piss.
"Why are you wearing a bib and pissing into your mouth?"
"Dude it's the Cincinnati Oyster Bib!"
"That doesn't explain the piss."
"Yes it does."
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when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.
would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?
A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.
My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.
Human testicles, served with a light dash of salt.
Kyle - I live on an island in the north China sea called Lian yu, its mandarin for purgatory. It's basically a living hell where I have learned how to survive by doing whatever necessary.
Normal Person - isn't that where Lian yu Oysters are made?
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Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
testicles balls bull testicles the office dwight nuts castrated
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To be moister than an oyster
Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.
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