when someone "did a panic", they ranted on about something while no one is there to listen to you.
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win
that one guy: That moment after you did 20 pushups (deeper ones than normal because im doing it woth the arm rests from a chair instead of on the floor) 5 pull ups and a 1 minute plank within like 10 minutes
And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week
And now also a 1 min plank
Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic
The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming
"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."
The act of panicking whilst realizing one has lost their juul
Jared patted his pant pockets and did not feel his juul. He came to the conclusion it was lost. He went straight into juul panic.
Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.
Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.
Just know this: If someone says its a band, all the Emos in the world will cry.
Person: Have you ever heard of the band 'Panic! at The Disco
Me: *cri cri* No! I haven't...
A real fan vs a fake fan:
Real fans:
Don’t judge people based on how many songs they know or how long they’ve been a fan
Are happy when they see that P!ATD gets a new fan, meaning the fan base is increasing.
Knows at LEAST 3 song names and a song by heart (not necessary though)
Fake fans:
Knows only one song and calls themselves “#1 fan”
Only likes Panic! At The Disco for one song
Example of both:
(#1 = fan. #2 = fake fan. #3 = medium.)
#2: OMG I LOOOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO
#3: cool. What’s your favorite song?
#2: High Hopes.
#1: Mine’s Northern Downpour
#2: wat’s that
#3: Is it Pretty. Odd?
#1: Yes, it is.
#3: Oh I’m not crazy about Pretty. Odd. I kinda enjoy a mixture of all of them. A little Pray For the Wicked, a lot of Death of a Bachelor, a tad bit of A Fever You Can’t Sweat out, etc.
#2: what’s that? are those other bands?
#3: They’re all albums.
#2: oh HAHAHA I totally knew that HAHA
#1: well what’s your top 3 songs?
#3: My fav is The Ballad of Mona Lisa, then House of Memories, then either Vegas Lights or Hallelujah.
#1: nice. What about you, “#2”
#2: high hopes. dat’s it. the others are bad
#3: ...
#1: sure. If you want, you can go on Spotify and search up, “This Is Panic! At The Disco” They have a lot of good songs on them you can try to learn.
#2: I don’t need that!
Soph: I LOVE Panic! At The Disco! My fav song is LA Devotee
Cath: Oh. You like Death of a Bachelor?
Soph: nah the song’s too slow
Cath: I was talking about the album...
The only band worth listening to
Panic! At The Disco is the only good band