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A simple idea devised by Bill Gardner that defies all known laws of physics. This simple idea is what makes it possible for a paintball shot from a LP gun to fly farther then an HP gun, even when the velocity and other variables such as wind, moisture, etc. are the same. As uber as Smart Parts Physics is, it does not apply to anything outside of Mr. Gardner's head.
Example from an interview of the creator of Smart Parts Physics
"line up my best 10 best shooters with HP guns, and his ten best shooters of LP guns, and we shoot them to see who can hit what at long range ... very scientific test of LP vs HP guns."
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If you find your way to this terrifying realm of untold horrors, just know that it's not all bad. The pain and suffering will be over soon because you will die there.
Oh god. I've gotten into the weird part of youtube. Oh no, a hideously deformed baby! Old people smiling everywhere!! OH GOD NO THE AGONY GOD IS DEAD WE KILLED HIM I WANT THE SUFFERING TO END EXISTENCE IS PAIN
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So maybe, your mom has lied about having cancer, blood clots, and other serious illness to get out of something or to evoke sympathy. And, maybe, she told her one boyfriend she needed to get special surgery in a city that was a plane ride away when in reality she was hosting another man at her place all weekend and didn’t want her first boyfriend showing up unexpectedly. And then when her boyfriend showed up to leave her flowers, gifts, and a speedy recovery and her lie was uncovered, she told the new boyfriend the old one was a crazy stalker who's been attacking her for ages. Because she always has to be the victim. It’s the only way she can justify their actions. And maybe, in order to make it seem real, she actually took the old boyfriend to court. And you don’t know if she did it so she can live with herself just to keep up the show for the rest of the world.
part 3
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Girl one- Oh man, I need to part my hair!
Girl two- Part your hair gurl, part it!
Boy- Why? Your hair looks fine.
-Girl one and two- HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Girl one- PARTED!!
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A part time hijabi is a hijabi who only wear a head scarf when its convenient for them . Part time hijabi take off on special events like vacations , wedding ,prom,or to simply take a dip , tempture is hot or cold who cares ? And especially some day when you just can't even
It's my wedding day why do I need hijab ? I'll put it back on tomorrow because imma part time hijabi
Its snowing I dont want to get my hijab wet aeisha says
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Someone who is so outrageously foul smelly after constant, nonstop farting, that it's ridiculous and even evokes a kind of secret, perverse admiration.
- Hey dude, why don't you apply for a part-time skunk position?
-Actually, I did.
When you unknowingly smoke laced marijuana and and you're unable to walk for 1-3 days
Me: are you ok?
Her: no I'm part way dead from that party last night