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Circle of men nut on pasta last one to nut eats the pasta.
You won't know what's nut and what's cheese. Soggy pasta is a soggy soggy tortilla but with pasta instead.
you can use it as a catch phrase if some one rostes you. it is the ultimate comeback.
it may also be a sort of pasta.
Bob: you mom gay
Kent: no u
Bob: *pulls out an uno switch card.
Kent: you mum Pasta Penne
When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.
Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.
Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.
Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!
When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless
"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
The Pasta Machine is a synonym for ass, you can produce shit with yo ass, so u can produce pasta withe the Pasta Machine, since both are produced in the ass/Pasta Machine its equals the same so it is like Shit is the same as Pasta. It also can be used as a compliment.
see in the example
1) Joe: Dude, i ate PASTA the whole night.
Robert: WTF, this is gross dude.
2) You: Nice Pasta Machine.
Girl: ehhhm, thanks i guess.
(She dont know what u mean, except if has read this )