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Not Dirty Dan. Sometimes wonders if mayonnaise is an instrument. Is also best friends with a little yellow square dude. He was given the ugly, and he is not the Krusty Krab.
Fish #1: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick Star: “No, this is Patrick.
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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some
kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an
entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold
gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you
and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably
comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
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Patrick Stump, lead singer of the Chicago-based band Fall Out Boy, was born as Patrick Martin Stumph on April 27, 1984, in Glenview, Illinois. He dropped the 'h' to avoid pronunciation confusion, and he dislikes being called Pat because that is his mother's name.
Stump joined Fall Out Boy in 2001, when he was just 17. He planned to audition to be the drummer, but took up lead vocal duties instead. Prior to joining Fall Out Boy, he had never sung for a band, or even had vocal lessons. He was also forced to learn to play the guitar days before the band's first tour because one of the original guitarists quit.
Stump met Joe Trohman in a Borders bookstore. They got into a discussion about a band they both liked, then Trohman asked Stump if he would like to be in a band with another friend, Pete Wentz. Stump agreed. The rest of the band came over to his house and he auditioned for Fall Out Boy in shorts and a red and blue argyle sweater. The band played "Through Being Cool" by Saves the Day.
Many people dislike Stump's distinct style of singing and pronunciation. However, on the latest album, he purposefully slurred the lyrics to make them sound better. He has done guest spots on CDs for bands including The Hush Sound, October Fall, and Gym Class Heroes. He has worked as a producer for The Hush Sound and Gym Class Heroes.
Stump also writes the music for Fall Out Boy's songs. His best friend, Pete Wentz, has repeatedly and jokingly said that Stump smells badly. However, Wentz just enjoys teasing him.
Stump has appeared in a short film on Wentz's DVD "Release the Bats." The film was named Bedussey. Stump plays the title character, who is a cocaine dealer and addict, as well as Bad Twin. "Release the Bats 2" is currently being filmed.
Patrick Stump always wears a hat.
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A person who starts a great thing but can never finish it. In other words, the worst kind of asshole
I wonder if that patrick rothfuss guy will ever finish his book?
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When you do something so insanely embarassing that, you wish you were never born.
Last time I drank Tequila I got all Patrick Swavey.
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When you're drunk and you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
yooo lets get patrick schwavyd tonight lol its lit
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The life of St. Patrick remains somewhat of a mystery. Some scholars insist that the person, who was to become the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Wales about 385 AD, and his given name was Maewyn. Others believe that apostle of Ireland was born at Kilpatrick, near Dumbarton, in Scotland, in 387 AD. Kilpatrick still retains many memorials of Saint Patrick.
It is known that St. Patrick was born in Britain to wealthy parents Calphurnius and Conchessa near the end of the fourth century. Calphurnius belonged to a Roman family of high rank and held the position of Christian deacon in Gaul or Britain. Conchessa was a near relative of the great patron of Gaul, St. Martin of Tours.
At the age of sixteen, Patrick was taken prisoner by a group of Irish raiders who were attacking his family's estate. They transported him to Ireland where he spent six years in captivity. During this time, he worked as a shepherd, outdoors and away from people. Lonely and afraid, he turned to his religion for solace, becoming a devout Christian.
After more than six years as a prisoner, Patrick escaped. To do so, Patrick walked nearly 200 miles. After escaping to Britain, he studied in the monastery under St. Germain, bishop of Auxerre. The course of study lasted more than fifteen years. He became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans of Ireland to Christianity. But his superiors instead appointed St. Palladius. However, two years later, Palladius transferred to Scotland. Patrick, having adopted that Christian name earlier, was then appointed as second bishop to Ireland.
Familiar with the Irish language and culture, Patrick chose to incorporate traditional ritual into his lessons of Christianity instead of attempting to eradicate native Irish beliefs. For instance, he used bonfires to celebrate Easter since the Irish were used to honoring their gods with fire. He also superimposed a sun, a powerful Irish symbol, onto the Christian cross to create what is now called a Celtic cross, so that veneration of the symbol would seem more natural to the Irish.
Patrick was quite successful at winning converts. This fact upset the Celtic Druids. He was arrested several times but always escaped. He traveled throughout Ireland, establishing monasteries across the country. He also set up schools and churches, which would aid him in his conversion of the Irish country to Christianity.
His mission in Ireland lasted for thirty years. After that time, Patrick retired to County Down. He is believed to have died on March 17, around 460 AD. St. Patrick's remains were wrapped in the shroud woven by St. Brigid's own hands. Just like his birth date, the year he has passed out is a mystery. Some sources say he died at Saul, Downpatrick, Ireland, 17 March, 493 AD. At least the exact day of his death is known. So, 17th of March has been commemorated as St. Patrick's Day ever since.
The St. Patrick's Day custom came to America in 1737. That was the first year St. Patrick's Day was publicly celebrated in Boston. 25 years later, Irish soldiers serving in the English military marched through New York City during the St. Patrick's Day parade on March 17, 1762.
Today people celebrate the day with parades, wearing of the green, and drinking Guinness.
St. Patrick used the three-leafed shamrock to explain the Trinity.
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