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a lampoon peach (or a lampoon peacher) is when a male freezes a fruit peach, for a number of hours, then inserts it deep into his anal passage.
"ZOMG sophie! i just lampoon peached your brother alex!"
A slang alternative to cool beans.
But better.
Person 1: I just got a new laptop!
Person 2: Snazzy peaches.
A nice, large, firm, bubble butt.
Look at that juicy peach, I’d like to squeeze it.
a hot female from the state of florida
I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her
When one performs the act of pulling his ballsack upwards whilst tucking his penis in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has testicles but no penis, thus the lonely peach
Joe: Shit bro where the fuck is your dick?!?! You lonely peaching?
Rick: No. I have a disfigurement. Thanks for making me feel self concious. Dick
Joe: Oh im so sorry man...
Rick: Ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!
That is how the lonely peach works.
This is when someone does an act that is so cute, that it can only be connected to something else to show the severity of the cuteness.
Maddox: I just killed you in halo bro!
Robert: Oh ya I wasn’t looking :/
Maddox: Cuteness peaches
2 Junior Chickens is less calories than a big mac.
Did you see Brady's Peach? Yeah its on the Mcdonald's diet.