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The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.
Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is
an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin
Danny: Alright, Sweet!
(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
When a person meets a girl he loves very much and want to stay forever with them.just like penguins when they meet theyre mate they stay with them forever.
Tyler's love penguin is Hailey
a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.
You are a slippery penguin.
you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
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