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When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.
After bustin the nut mustard all up in Sheila last night bish was so full she had the penguin drip.
A man of African ethnicity of that has a below average sized penis
Man 1: did you hear about man 3s nudes getting leaked
Man 2: yeah he is an African penguin fr
Man 1: yeah hahaha
Man 3: he fuck you
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.
Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is
The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass
It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.
You are a slippery penguin.
you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.
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