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An inadequate line of cocaine (under 6cm)
"Sort us a cheeky lad and I'm not talking a little ben perry"
When one disappears for a long period of time and goes unnoticed by the people they are with, and then spontaneously appears at a later time.
John: Hey guys, lets go to the movies
Bill: Alright, Cool
John: Where's Sam?
Bill: Come on we're going to be late
....after the movie
Bill: Oh man that movie was so funny
John: Yeah that was the best thing I've seen in a while
Sam: Oh man guys that was so cool.
Bill and John: Oh there you are Sam! You must have been Disa-perry-ing on us again.
To have a Jeep with a lot of bitches willing to kiss/makeout/ fuck the owner of the car.
Hey did you see Billy last night?
No I think he was rolling around in his Katy Perry Jeep.
Oh true.
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A "private" school in Baltimore county that advertises themselves everywhere because we can't really get anyone to join. Flat broke. No one knows or teaches anything that relates to life. Kids do it in the bathroom just like public school so it's honestly throwing the tuition in a black hole. Guys are nerds until about junior year because everyone has known everyone since they were 7 years old so no one has been verbally abused enough to make something good of themselves. Guys are geeks. Chicks are either sluts, wannabees, or nerdy emos. There's about 5 legitimate girls in the whole damn place. Not a desirable place to be & everyone wants out.
You go to perry hall christian?
Ha look at that. I'm promised my mom I'd uh...
see yuh.
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To take a steel or other hard metal screw or bolt and cross thread it into a softer metal such a aluminum. Most often found after purchasing a used machine the first time you attemp to remove any bolt or scew.
I just bought this dirt bike for pretty cheap but I found out they applied "Perry County Loctite" to nearly every bolt on the machine.
Alternatively, "Boy will they be pissed when they find out I applied Perry County Loctite to that head bolt on that car before I sold it on Craigslist"!
A phenomenon when only black people think dry jokes about themselves being loud, rambunctious, classless, and uneducated people who lack long-term goals, are just hilarious.
Sorry, I don't watch shows that aren't comedic in the least, you faggot. God, another victim of The Tyler Perry effect.
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Someone who is totally and utterly obsessed with Katy Perry and can't do anything without it reminding them of Katy Perry.
Person 1: Omg how pretty is that love heart?
Person 2: OMFG..Katy Perry had a Love heart behind her when she was performing at Radio1's Live Lounge..and When she was singing POM which is Part Of Me it had a crack through the middle..
Person 1: Jeez man, tell us your life story!
Person 2: Its called being a Katycat and having Katy Perry Disease!
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