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Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.
I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)
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V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"
Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!
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Peace, love and plants is a thing that MumboJumbo started at Season 8 of Hermitcraft, while he has his potato skin he can’t kill anything or eat meat.
Peace, love and plants.
Grian: MUMBO WHY ARE THERE TREES ON MY ROOF!?
MumboJumbo: Peace, Love and plants :)
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When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
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Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.
Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.
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A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.
-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*
Another way of saying you have to poop
After an extended lunch at the all you can eat buffet, Amy made her way into the bathroom to plant some corn