wacker plate

A derogatory term used for blacks and asians and all other ethnic minorities with lots of children with black/yellow/caramac skin.

did you see that wacker plate wack that yellow kid then, or its full of wacker plates round ere, that wacker plate stole my wacker plate, them wacker plates next door are so noisy, your not marrying a wacker plate, did you see that wacker plate get squashed of a bus, wacker plate ice cream man i dont think so,

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squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

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Plate Spinning

The act of simultaneously masturbating three or more Chinese men.

Foreign Exchange Student 1: "Mate I can't remember anything after I ate those funny tasting prawn crackers at the welcome party last night..."

Foreign Exchange Student 2: "Dude, I just saw a video of you on the internet plate spinning..."

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crowding the plate

referring to an almost unibrow; when one's eyebrows are going inward and almost touching

Aaron needs to get a wax, he's really been crowding the plate lately.

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The hot plate

You put saran wrap over your face and your partner defecates on it.

The hot plate. If Jeff Anderson had set up the saran wrap in "Zach and Miri make a porno", he would've had a nice hot plate.

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pass the plate

When there’s the beat for couple of rappers to eat in turns then this dude
Gets on and he be flopping like shit (shade 45 gon say he’s no hyena)...he needs to pass the plate to another to jump on it(pass the mic and get of the beat for another rapper)

u dig?

Dj: Hey man! U up for this one?
1st rapper: yeah

He took his turn and he been sounding like sponge bob on an eminem shit
Then....

2nd rapper: lemmhi eat the shit
Dj: hey yo! Pass the plate

Then...
1st rapper jumps off for 2nd rapper to jump on and either do worse or better

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cake on a plate

The most desired food of Neil. Often found accompanied with orange juice.

Ah, yes I was just sitting down telling my amusing story, whilst some man stole my cake on a plate. He says he was proper banged.

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