Play Attention

To act as if you are paying attention. But actually texting or dosing off in class.

Mrs.Lynch: I need you to Pay attention not Play Attention Child

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playing in the bushes

to go down on someone

Tori was playing in the bushes last night with some random dude.

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pansy play

football plays/playbook invented by John "Spot" and Jimmy "Weasel" at Redondo Union High School in the mid 60's which were comprised of quick passes that could not be defended. Probably the original "West Coast Offense" later coined and used in NFL by Bill Walsh and company.

When John and Jimmy started moving the ball downfield with the "pansy play" Larry, Dear Old Dad, Ears, Walter, David, Tyler and others could not defend it!

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ass play

Stimulating someones anus with any of the following: finger, mouth, toe, fist, hamster, cell phone (set to vibrate), ext.

Common act between homosexuals

Mentioned in Eminem's single "Fack"

The kind of shit Lil Wayne and Birdman do after concerts

"I intentionally get bad cases of hemorrhoids to get ass play with the Doc."

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stop playing

when a guy/girl needs to stop messing around with someone & just go out with them already.

john needs to stop playing & date sarah already.

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play-doh

Noun- 1:A colored, claylike substance that is sold to children to keep them entertained for hours. 2: A non-toxic modeling clay for small children. Can dry if left out for 2-3 days. Adults or irresponsible teenagers (like me) can use it for all sorts of home repair.

Me- Dude, I accidentally shot a .38 pistol in my room. It made a huge hole!

Friend- Well, what're you gonna do?

Me- It's ok, i sealed it up with play-doh

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play house

(verb): to have sex before marriage

Most religions say that women should not play house.

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