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Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016


pole bite

nasty bruises on legs and thighs aquired while pole dancing

damn girl you need to put some vitamin e on that pole bite on the back of your leg

by stonersonia420 February 6, 2009


pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009


walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018


bieber pole

The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.

Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."

by userabuser August 15, 2012


pole holster

A fallacious individuals oral cavity.

She just wouldn't be quiet so I told her to shut her pole holster.

by A.H. Hanks February 9, 2014


Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.

John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...

by SoppingOyster January 15, 2014