Rural Dictionary

potato

A female who breaks up with/cheats on/does not appreciate a nice guy.
Also known as: a bitch.

"Kim from the show Scrubs is such a controlling potato."

by Mel Cupcake March 3, 2008

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1. A flying object which flies around ones room making it messy.
2. A scrumptious carbohydrate which can be eaten with anything at anytime and still be the best fruit out there
3. A cute nickname for you to call your crush
4.An object in which the entire universe couldn't survive with out.
5. A source of electricty to make clocks work

1. Damn everytime I leave my window open my next door neighbours' potato comes flying in making such a mess.
2.Nah mate it's potatoes or the deal is off.
3. Hey Potato, How was your day? Xx
4.Universe: Potato I love you, I'd die with out ya

5. Damn you brother Bert, my clock my potatoe not yours..understand??

by just696969rsNJKjeuerhrheie{} February 13, 2015

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Potato

One who grew up under a rock or in a dark place; lacking social exposure; one who lacks a social life; one who is not very socially adept and feels uncomfortable or unfamiliar with many situations, experiences, and circumstances; being a jayme

Person 1:Babe you need to spend more time with me, stop being such a potato.

Person 2: I am not a potato

Person 1: you are a potato,accept it and become one with the potato.

Person 2:I am not a potato, explain how iam a potato

Person 1: you grew up under a rock, you seem healthy but are what french fries are made of that it tastes good but is not good

Person 2: .....

Person 1: I'm changing your name to spud

Person 2: STAHP, I'M NOT A POTATO

by bethepotato March 9, 2015

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Potato

A person who has characteristics, either physically or socially, that resemble those of a mentally handicapped person.

Roy: How was your date last night?

LeBron: Terrible. She kept talking to loud and chewed with her mouth open.

Roy: Ugh, she was a potato?

LeBron: Shit, yeah!

by Chiefy Jackson December 29, 2017

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