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preston is a cute funny and sensitive guy who likes to cuddle ride dirtbikes play musicsal instruments he is dating your mom but only if your moms name starts with an m there are many girls that like him and he doesnt stay single for long and he also has a massive penis. which in fact is so large that he has the world record for amount of time came in a row
preston is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot I love him so much
A nice guy but cant leave a choef alone.We call him the choef laaitie
Preston you choef laaitie come here
Preston is a cutie patootie. He’s the snuggliest of muffins, the honeyiest of buns, and the sweetest of hearts. Preston has the sort of smile that makes your heart flutter and knees weak. He is funny, sweet, kind, brilliant, creative, and gorgeous.
Preston is so precious to me.
A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.
Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.