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When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther
Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒
Pretzel-n.- A woman or man that is small in stature and overall body mass, with the naturally reoccurring gymnastic like flexibility to pick right up off the ground and condense into a maliable dough, during intercourse and hammer down. Usually lifted at as extreme as 180° bends by the 'pretzels' knee joints. Followed by wrapping their arms around their own legs. This allows for maximum hammer time.
Ex. Person 1: Hi, so nice to meet you. I absolutely love pretzels
Person 2: (in absolute speechless confusion) great?
Person 1: Pretzel fuck. A pretzel. You're a Pretzel.
Person 2: Jesus Christ.
Person 1: hey you're a pretzel
Person 2: I'm sorry I'm a what?
Person 1: I'd Pretzel fuck the shit out of you.
Person 2: my God you need Jesus.
When three individuals are such a fit that their chemistry is freaking dreamy. A perfect pretzel. You suddenly crave pretzel every damn day.
Fuck I miss you guys *pretzel emoji*
Craving pretzels right now
When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
Sex, Sexual intercourse, The Pretzel, Pretzel-ing time
When you combine weed and tobacco together
“Yo bro you down to smoke a pretzel?”
“A pretzel? Wtf you talking about”
“It’s when you mix the weed and T like a spliff bro”.
“Ohh yea it do kinda taste like a pretzel. Hahaha let’s smoke a pretzel”
A fucking tasty and salty snack
Shit, that pretzel tastes so good!!!