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cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 12, 2012


Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.

Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.

by Robert Flyinbobber Longcaster April 5, 2024


Claude pricing

A $35 USD prostitute.

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.

by Mr. Burns74 March 23, 2021


nice price

The pain a person feels for being a nice person as much as possible.

Ah, the nice price for the good life!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


the price of peace

When in the midst of parenthood, this is the "price" associated with letting your kid do whatever they're doing that would normally annoy the living piss out of you in order to obtain a brief solace to accomplish any sort of meaningful task you've set out to do.

Think of it in this context:

Your 4 year old is outside flinging mud against the house. They're preoccupied, and normally you don't want your kid caking your house in mud. However, maybe you're talking with a neighbor or doing yard work. You want to keep doing that thing because the kid is distracted for a bit.

If we think about the situation pretty simplistically, you can either:

A) Yell at them to stop, whereby they'll likely find something equally as irritating or perhaps dangerous to do while you're still engaged in whatever you were doing.

B) Let them keep doing it and stay distracted for an undetermined amount of time, hopefully a while.

So once you're basically weighing how disruptive your kid's activity is versus the bit of time you'll receive to do what you need to do.

Person 1: Yesterday Timmy was flinging gravel across the yard all over the damn place.

Person 2) Is that why my damn window is broken?

Person 1) Yeah, but you know, it was the price of peace. At least I was able to finish up the deck.

by Cloren10 January 22, 2023


Olivia Price

I love you and your “average sizedforehand

olivia price is sexc😩

by theodoreprice September 10, 2021


Price

Anybody with the surname price can hold there weight in drink not only this but they are an absolute legend and takes shit from no on including teachers most males with the surname price have an above average size dick but the women with the surname price get there husbands or partners to do the work

Price, joe-(c)

by Pricey ricey 🌶 October 21, 2019