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A fine sweet ass. And a nice rack too.
Unfortunatly, she's always in another castle. 8 seems to be her lucky number.
King Koopa and Mario Fight over who gets to fuck with her, but we all know she gets off with Luigi.
Shes hot, even in 2D, dont say otherwise.
Sorry, but the Princes is fucking in anotehr castle.
The newest installment in the ever popular Legend of Zelda series. Slated to come out sometime in April 2006.
"Twilight Princess will be comming out in two weeks. I hope my Gamecube still works"
a Kiss on the forehead, given by a male to a female
girl:"i want a princess kiss"
boy:"okay" (leans in and kisses her forehead)
girl:"aw thank you i feel like a princess"
A 'princess breaker' needs to be used on select princess' of the world. Since they are so spoiled, pampered and out of touch, a sense of humility (via degradation) needs to be bestowed upon them. I suggest the following:
1) Do her doggy style
2) Slip out and move to rough anal sex
3) Whip it out and ask her to suck it (ATM)
4) Blow your load in her face
*5) Optional (only for those REAL bitches) is to augment Step 4 with a Strawberry Shortcake.
Can you imagine anything better to put a princess in her place?
Jim: "Last night I found this Jewish girl - WOW, she is so spoiled, but she is pretty dirty in the sake. It is going to cost me to be with her though...
John: "You know what, you need to do a Princess Breaker - then she if she wants you to spend any money on her"
Jim: "Fuck it, why not - sounds like fun"
Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...
I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.
The princess of the mushroom kingdom. Girlfriend of mario. Exists only to be saved by mario. Annoying. Always in another castle. Nice tits.
Man, 4 chan has a lot of princess peach porn.