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the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.
my puerto rican shoe maker is one of a kind.
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only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405
ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.
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Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"
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Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"
"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
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When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.
" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."
The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.
Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.
His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.
As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!