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grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 7, 2024


Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022


Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022


putin on

Just "putin on" or" Put'n on"(as in putting on a show) is when a child cry's or perhaps a somewhat spoiled child cry's only to get his or her way from a parent, otherwise nothing really wrong and is mostly ignored by the parent, as oppose to a piercing cry that makes you drop everything you are doing.

She don't want nothing or ain't nothing wrong with her, she's just putin on whining.

by J-Lluv February 18, 2018


Pulling a Putin

the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.

He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022


Pulling a Putin

Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker

Looks like Donald Trump is pulling a Putin

by MMMuggles April 11, 2022


Putin’s favorite congressman

Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.

Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022