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Who is ramen?
Hes the kind of person who fucks up every single thing in his path.. anything that is good for him or bad....
1:Hey do you know ramen?
2:no
1:hes the one who fucks up everything... for example the party we had yesterday..
2:what a cunt...
If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:
1) It usually only costs a few cents
2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave
3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen
A code word used for Marijuana by many people. The purpose is so one can openly discuss the subject in public, or around those who don't advocate the consumption because people will simply think you are talking about the delicious instant lunch, Ramen Noodles. (ie: parents, religious leaders, or pigs)
Based on the logic that you cook Ramen Noodles in a "pot," and consume ramen in a "bowl."
Brad: Hey Jessica, wanna go pick up some ramen after school?
Jessica: Sure dude, lets eat a huge bowl! ;)
Brad: Sweet, we can eat in my barn.
dude : What's up guys, I'm trying that NEW viral RAMEN HACK! but with a SPECIAL TWIST... In 1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton ordered the destruction of the largest pharmaceutical plant in Sudan, launching 13 Tomahawk cruise missiles. The plant was pulverised, reduced to nothing but broken medicine bottles and rubble. The U.S. government claimed that the plant was used to make chemical weapons, but officials later said that there was no proof that the plant had been manufacturing or storing chemical weapons. The destruction of the plant wiped out more than half of Sudan's medicine in an instant. Because Sudan was under a U.S. sanction embargo, Sudan could not recuperate for the loss, and as a result, tens of thousands of people, many of them children, have suffered and died from malaria, tuberculosis, and other treatable diseases.
dude 2 : what the fuck
ramen is younger than ryanstoyreview. that's all there is to it !
oh my god that retard ramen should crack his skull on a jagged rock!
Food that is necessary for survival.
Oi Felix! What'dya make bro?
I made ramen