Random Jerry

Random Jerry Is A Detroit Lions Loving Person, Even Tho They Cant Win A Game if Their Life Depended On It, 420 Blazing DoucheBag He's The Best Scumbag That Sells Cheese And Makes Millions On Madden Mobile, Who Loves To Do Minnesota SnowPlows With Me..

Random Jerry Seduced Me Into Having A Minnesota SnowPlow With Him Omg His Ass Was So Tight And His Dick Was So Long I Loved It, After The SnowPlow We Pinched Each others dick with crab claws to see who had the superior dick... jerry won

random humor

a fucking piece of dog shit... :)

person 1: look there is a (some random humor piece of shit)
person 2: oh boi its time to make you liven't

Random Chicken

An elusive software bug

The development team could not track down that Random Chicken

I'm random

A phrase used by 'deep', 'quirky', and/or 'zany' young people on their blogs/social networking profiles to essentially state, 'I'm really annoying.'

I talked to Nicki because her profile said "I'm random", which I perceived meaning she was unique and interesting. What they don't tell you is that "I'm random" really means, "I'm really annoying".

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the random game

A game where person A says something random, B replies with the first thing they think of, etc.

Can also be used to confess something to someone.

A: let's play the random game!
B: Okay! apple!
A: Banana!
B: I killed your turtle a year ago.
A: I screwed your girlfriend.
*fistfight*

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Random Hero

Ryan Dunn/Plugs

"I'm about to get yanked the fuck off this bike."-RD, Jackass

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Park random

A person that plays park all day and isn't known by anyone; casuals.

Bro, I just lost to this bum ass park random in park today. Kid has a 1 win percentage.

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