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World record attempt for highest number of attendees to participate in 1 super orgy.
‘Hey Jared, I attended a WR attempt, the only thing I remember is the line ‘let’s get ready to rumble!’ And all of my orifices hurt.
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When you eat to much frying pan oil and go on the terror dactil and poop your pants but it’s ok because you have a golden German Shepard
When I play genshin impact with Nate yeoman, I’m ready to crush 3rd grade
When a mother calls her fat children over to the table to eat frozen foods and mule meat.
"Honey Boo Boo! Dinner's ready!!"
"But momma, I'm not Honey Boo Boo."
"Well, you might as well be! You're fat, ugly and stupid. And we all hate you deep down!"
"Well buh bye felicia!"
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A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
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When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!
“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh
A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!
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Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.
When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."
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