when 2 or more guys have a friendly competition in a game of butt darts
"hey jacob, some guys are having rectal recreation later if you want to join in"
2π 6π
When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.
8π 9π
A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)
Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
4π 5π
I have a hard time remembering things, thus "I can't remember shit." I have rectal amnesia.
When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
βYo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospitalβ