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An asian guy who can't evn figure out the fucking battery on "his" Acura Integra is dead!
Who needs help building model cars and just straight up lonely. Also a heavy smoker
Ricky Kong is a fag.
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best english body punching boxer of all time, will destroy anyone in his path
Ricky Hattons body punching will force Flloyd Maywether to cry to his mercy like the little bitch that he is.
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The fattest, gayest kid on earth who just... sucks at life. He is the victim of a vicious cycle. At a young age, kids just decided to pick on him for no reason at all, so he started to eat for comfort. Then he became grossly overweight, then he got made fun of some more, so he ate some more, and became fatter, and got made fun of more, and ate some more, and became fatter, and so on... it's quite sad actually.
Ricky Musgrave is a big faggot.
also, see Itchy Muskrat
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The best movie character in the world! He's my neighbor's ex-wife's old college roommate. And he means so much to me and my fuzzy pillow. I like to picture jesus as him and I'm still wearin my pee pants. Peaches and cream, Help me Tom Cruise!!!
Ricky Bobby don't you put that evil on me!
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The Best Running Back ever known to mankind, however he has now become a hasher which just sucks.
Teammate: Yo Ricky! We're gonna run the play now! Get your pads on.
Ricky: Nah, I'd rather leave my amazing life nad smoke pot in china.
Teammate: You suck.
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wen a guy gets on his knees and performs oral sex on a girl, eatin her out
"gurl my man comin ova 2nite and crank dat pretty ricky!!!"
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The act of covering ones penis with honey fucking a girl in the ass or vagina nutting in her then slurping the sperm back out to spit into the mouth of the girl she spits it back into his mouth and they repeat until one swallows
Dude I totally gave heather a thick sticky ricky last night
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