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when a pregnant girlfriend fulfills the sexual desires of her boyfriend by letting him face fuck her but she ends up puking on his cock because she ate too much rocky road ice cream.
Dude, my girlfriend performed a rocky road rainbow on me last night in the dark and I kind of liked it.
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Rocky loves Emily is a pop rock band from Sterling Heights Michigan.
Current members are:
Brandon Ellis
Pete Kalinowski
Sean Kick
Andrew Stevens
Stephen Hull
The band rocky loves Emily is amazing!
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Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"
testicles balls bull testicles the office dwight nuts castrated
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Chin Up Rocky is a five piece pop-punk band from Portland, OR. Their music corresponds with the gloomy overcast and rain of Portland, but in the meantime, projects a positive vibe, which is to keep your chins up.
Members:
Jacob Pratt-Vocals
Scotty Fisher-Lead Guitar/Vocals
Jason McGhee-Bass/Vocals
Dalon Adair-Drums
David Marcy-Rhythm Guitar
I heard that Chin Up Rocky's new EP, "We Are..." will actually increase your chances of getting laid.
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This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
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Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.
Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."
For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.
The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly
penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*
The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.
The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.
*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.