Rule 21

the rule that all numbers pertaining to a rule are completely and utterly random.

1: So then i applied rule 21-
2: Dude there is no such thing as rule 21, i think you mean rule 22.
1: Its not like it matters at all...

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Rule 87

A generally accepted internet rule that states: As long as there is internet, there will be trolls.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing?
Guy 2: Browsing these forums... are you kidding me, this guy says "coke is da worst and all the ppl who drink r cunts w/ moutherpes"
Guy 1: Thats actually not that hard to believe, rule 87 man.

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rule 256

Code comments are mostly evil.

#define TRUE FALSE

//Happy debugging suckers rule 256

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Rule H

Rule H states "Never eat anything Larger than your Head".

"Better get some help with that 16 inch Pizza.Rule H, yo."

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Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

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rule 217

when someone buys you food you can't be mean to them for the rest of the day

joe:*buys fries
bill:"fuck you"
joe:*gives fries to bill* "rule 217"

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gun rule

Grand Rapids, Michigan

"First we goin to Detroit, then we headin towards Gun Rule"

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