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When a man has anal sex with a woman, but instead of rubbing the access material on her lip or cumming in her eye, he rubs the access material on her eye
Road: Man, I was thinking about donkey punching that whore i picked up, but instead, i decided to give her an Angry Sanchez
Apu: Man....that's nasty.
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when you smash out a bitch from behind and you stick your finger in her ass and you pull out shit and then smear it on her upper lip so it looks like a mustache and she smells her own poopie. haha
yo i was fuckin some slut and i gave that bitch a dirty - sanchez
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Similar to the commonly known "dirty sanchez", this one consists of the use of one's own post-coitus fluids, or that of their partner's.
After we made sweet love, I gave my man a squirty sanchez.
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Abe Lincoln + Dirty Sanchez
different from the dirty lincoln
Kirsten started whining, so I removed my shaft from her posterior and gave her a dirty sanchez.
She squeeled, so I said "CUNT"
and made an abe lincoln on her chin.
Grabbed my camera and took a picture of that perfect "Abe Sanchez"
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An old mexican tradition whereas several hot peppers are stuffed up ones anal tunnel. The bleeding usually occurs minutes after and is very severe.
Eric went to Mexico and was given a bleeding sanchez by several locals. he liked it so much he went back the next week for more.
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A type of man who teases a woman and leads her on, while alternately still dating his girlfriend brianna garcia
I don't know why I keep thinking he will return my affection- he is pulling a josh sanchez
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The English version of Jackass. The show involves guys doing funny sick shit to one another.
Boy: 'Hey, can we watch some Dirty Sanchez?'
Grandma: Damn boi, you aint gangsta enuf for that shit. Go watch some Lazytown or summa that Dora the explora.
Boy: But, but, it's-
Grandma: You stallin nigga, get yo skinny white ass outta here -starts watching Dirty Sanchez-
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