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Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.
Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
A mixed drink for a celebratory occasion
Fix me a Saturday Night Special. I’m feeling celebratory today.
If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
A traditional event that takes place at Robert Morris University and all the students get completely plastered from the morning to night.
"I'm getting shitfaced for super saturday"
"I'm trynna be on all the hoes during super Saturday"
Super Saturday is a term, that is often used by Eurovision Song Contest fans, to describe a saturday, during which multiple countries select their entry for the contest.
Most european broadcasters choose to host their national finals on saturdays for more views and engagement, since people usually have more free time during the weekend, especially saturday.
- Today we have a Super Saturday
- Oh really?
- Yes, Lithuania, Estonia, Denmark and Moldova are having their national finals today
- Amazing! I'll definitely check one out.