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Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)
"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"
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a phrase used when someone is taking a long time @ the drinking fountain during recess.
"Hey fucker, save some for the Whales!!!"
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Code/ a polite way of telling someone to Eat a Dick. In the company of those who find it impolite to swear, or be derogatory.
We're at the game and my wife starts riding me about, "you're spending too much money," and,"you're drinking too much." As there are families nearby, I politely reply, "Save a Hot Dog, sweetheart."
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1. A female version of 'Captain Save A Hoe'. A female that financially rescues lazy, underprivileged, and/or unemployed men and gets nothing in return. 2. The arch nemesis of Captain Save A Hoe. Derived from the 1993 rap song by E-40. Captain save a hoe
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
What's that bitch's name??
Captain save a bro main!
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(verb) The act of coating your face with something you find so delicious that you intend upon licking it off later.
(Noun) A person’s foodstuff-coated mug.
Example (verb): “That falafel was so good that I bought another one and Save Faced it.”
Or, “After George went down on me he didn’t wipe his mouth off. Then he went in for a kiss –dude totally tried to Save Face me! Needless to say, George and I are over.”
Example (Noun): “Dude, bro – obviously that girl really liked her chocolate ice cream, look at her Save Face.”
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The expression, "Captian Save a Ho," is one coined and used by sex-workers, especially strippers, to designate the man who often comes into the club and, although he buys dances and utilizes dancers' services, he is constantly trying to "save" them, although they never asked for such an intervention. His methods are always underhanded and suspicious, because he at once asks dancers, "Why are you in this business? You could so so much more. You could be somebody," while at the same time buying dance after dance and coming in night after night to enjoy their work. This type of customer is the least favorite amongst exotic dancers because his intrusive questions and holier-than-thou attitude is not at all welcomed by hard-working women who find it to be very condescending, patronizing, and hypocritical.
"Captain Save a Ho" walks in and buys a lap dance and while the dancer is grinding him and he is getting aroused and falling in love, he chooses to ignore the work atmosphere and professional boundaries that go unsaid in the clubs, he interrupts his dirty talking to offer salvation, never in any substantial form, but, rather, a condescending declaration that she could do so much better, assuming that she is a victim and not a strong woman who has chosen this career. The intelligent dancer knows this is just a front for the man to try to get her to go home with him to enjoy her services for free and to control her life.
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Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.
-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.
-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.
-ho: sucker
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